7 Reasons Why You Should
Ditch Your Cologne

1

WAY OVERPRICED

Each bottle of generic designer cologne costs $80, $100, or more. Hawthorne colognes are affordably priced at $50 a bottle.

2

GENERIC SMELLS

Most guys are wearing the same 3 or 4 colognes. That means you’ll probably smell the same as the cringey dude next to you at the bar. We personalize your scent so it’s uniquely you.

3

NO HAPPINESS GUARANTEE

If you buy cologne at the store, spray it on, but don’t like it, too bad. You’re out $100 and not smelling any better. We guarantee you’ll love your scent or your money back.

4

CHEAP FORMULAS

The average cologne brand spends only 50 to 75 cents on the liquid inside the bottle. We spend 10x more than that on natural, premium ingredients.

5

MADE BY WHO?

Most brands contract perfumers to design their colognes, but who knew? We only work with legendary perfumers with 20+ years of experience and countless award winners.

6

CLASHING SCENTS

Your cologne is probably clashing with your deodorant and body wash scents. Only Hawthorne makes sure all your scents work together.

7

ANNOYING TO BUY

Skip the department store or Sephora. Hawthorne makes it easy to buy from the comfort of your couch, chair, or even your toilet seat.